Monday, October 25, 2010

Monk's Train Wreck Wings Had Many Survivors

Laura spotted on the menu at Monk's that they had wings for an appetizer, with a small selection of flavors that were surprisingly unique and varied, but among them "Train Wreck" jumped out at her. It was described as "a fiery collision in your mouth". As usual we were very skeptical, but then again, the Idareya wings lived up to their promise. We decided to challenge ourselves to this as well, having already survived that.

Before we move on, in case you haven't heard about it, Monk's is a little bar and grill on Tharpe St. near High Rd. that is very popular with the college and grad student crowd. For a small place, it's always packed at nights, and there's not much for parking. Pretty much everything they make there is homemade, as much from scratch as possible, a lot of novelty items, and they have a wide selection of beer. They are best known for their hamburgers, including their feature to build your own from a huge list of strange ingredients. One of my friends concocted what he calls the "Heart Attack Waiting To Happen", you won't see it on the menu since he made it up like you could too. But basically it was the burger, bacon, a fried egg (you heard me), mayo, cheese, BBQ sauce, and probably some other stuff, and nothing healthy on it. But you can make whatever you want, including pineapple and avocado or whatever. Also for entertainment, their back porch is kinda nice, and includes a cornhole court.

So, we were curious what a hipster hamburger hut could offer for hot wings, and especially after our last adventure, how hot could they really get? Concerned about size as an appetizer, we asked the waitress about the wing dishes, and were delighted to hear they are in fact 10 piece wing baskets with celery and ranch or blue cheese dressing. That sounded like a meal a piece for us! So we ordered two baskets, one with Train Wreck and one with "Sweet Heat", another of their specialties, just in case we did get burned by the Train Wreck.

We were surprised at both of these flavors, they were both absolutely delectable. First off, the Train Wreck is not scary. It's hot, but maybe as hot as plain hot from Beef O'Brady's, not even the extra hot stuff. If you like hot food, you won't be afraid of these. But to its merit, it's a very complex wing flavor, we couldn't even tell what all was in there. The sauce has a very mealy texture, a thick gravy like sauce, it looked like minced garlic filled it for the most part, but didn't taste heavily of garlic, surprisingly, just a touch. Also mixed in there might have been honey, might have been caramelized jalapeƱos, maybe some chipotle or cayenne in there. The real shock was that while it was definitely a bit on the spicy side, it was also so sweet, but the more we paid attention to it, it was also smoky, and just rich in so many flavors. I would recommend this to anyone who can handle a little spice, a very good wing sauce. Plus the meat itself was cooked well, tender chicken.

The Sweet Heat was also a pleasant surprise. The first thing we both noticed immediately was the texture of the chicken, unlike the Train Wreck, Sweet Heat's chicken seemed crisp. The outside of the wings was singed and delicate, almost like a salmon skin sushi, very satisfying crunch without going through a crusty layer. The sauce was thinner and a bit runny, about the consistency of a teriyaki sauce, which this tasted a little similar to, but probably had honey in it as well. It was more sweet than hot, yellowish brown in color, with a few little bits of some pepper of some kind in there, probably again the caramelized jalapeƱos. They were almost like bits of jelly in there. After chewing on them a while, I couldn't help but feel like I was eating fish or something Asian somehow, for some reason it really reminded me of eating barbecued eel sushi, but in chicken wing form. I couldn't place that one either, but it was really good, especially for your wimpy friends. :P

So in short, I definitely recommend the wings at Monk's (apparently also known as Wells Brothers, but you'll see "Monk's" on the sign and the building and the menu and everywhere but the website...?). Of course, if you're looking for a fancy delicious burger, or a place to grab an import or microbrew beer with a couple folks at a slightly quieter place, you should also check the place out for that. Since, you know, they're more famous for... all that, and not the wings.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Corner Pocket's "Idareya" Wings Beat Us

Laura found out a few weeks ago that Corner Pocket, a pool hall and grill on Apalachee Parkway, near the Whataburger and where Circuit City used to be, had a selection of hot wings. In particular, a flavor called "Idareya". For some reason I read this as "EYE-duh-REE-uh" the first time, but it's supposed to be "I dare ya". D'oh. Anyway, seeing as how I've succeeded at the BW3 Blazin' Challenge and eaten plenty of Indian and Thai hot food, including eating supposedly the world's hottest pepper straight (so rare that I can't even remember the name of it), I was non-plussed at this challenge by the title.

So last Friday Laura and I went out with a co-worker, Rachael, to see what this was all about. They had other strange flavors there too for wings... including "Old Bay." Yeah, that stuff you boil crab in. We ordered some of that, and spicy BBQ (which at most places isn't spicy at all). We also got an appetizer, Bleu Cheese Chips, which was nacho chips with blue cheese, lettuce, and pico de gallo on top, maybe some other stuff, and it was incredible. Could have been a meal to itself. Definitely get this and share with some friends.

Then the Idareya wings came. We could smell them widening our nostrils as they were lowered to the table. And I was all right with that. Each wing basket had some veggies shoved into their corner with some ranch. I decided, should the Idareya wings really be so hot, that we should start with the other flavors first while we can still taste them. The spicy BBQ was surprisingly pretty spicy, not too hot of course, but enough that it did give me a little kick. The Old Bay was unfortunately pretty underwhelming. It's such a mild flavor anyway, it really only could take to crab. On wings, they just tasted like salt and pepper wings, quite the disappointment.

I subconsciously put my fingers down to grab a wing from the last basket, since it was right in front of me even though I wasn't eating out of it before, and Laura stopped me as I made contact with the wing, "--Wait! Those are the Idareyas! ... Are you ready?" I said "Yeah. Yeah, I thought I was going for a BBQ, but that's fine. Whatever." As I picked up the drumstick, a little nub of meat fell from the fat part of it, you know that one protrusion on the end of most hot wing drumsticks, and it rolled on the table toward me. I picked it up with my other hand and tossed it in my mouth, before moving on to bite into the wing. But before I could sink my teeth in, I realized that little bitty piece was making my mouth roast already. Already. I paused for a moment to consider this, and Laura's eyes widened as she watched me stop. But then I figured, with hot food, you really need to get eating fast if you intend to finish it. If I stop to savor this little bit, I'll never finish the basket of wings. So I jumped headlong into my first bite of the Idareya wing.

Ho. Lee. Shoot. In the time it took me to chew down on the meat about three times, my entire mouth was on fire. I can't even really describe how it tasted, just plain hot. Not really like garlic or earthy, nor vinegar sour, I suppose it was more bitter than anything else, and then just plain hot. I quickly swallowed that bite and took the rest of the meat off the bone and put it down. I chewed, and rushed to swallow, and my throat was also on fire. My eyes were huge, and Laura's jaw dropped just watching me, she was speechless. Rachael began to giggle. I started exhaling with a rounded mouth, trying to air out, but it wasn't helping. I tried a celery stick with ranch, followed by some beer. The ranch did nothing, the beer helped a lot, for as long as I had it swishing in my mouth anyway. But as soon as I swallowed that beer, the burn came right back. "I don't know if I want to do this anymore," Laura says, without ever having even lifted a wing. Rachael just made snarky comments about us being idiots and/or wusses. "I dare YOU to eat it!" I snapped back. "Oh no no, I'm not making claims to be a wing queen here, this is all you," she said dismissively.

I sat breathing and taking the occasional beer wash for about 10 minutes, no joke. I was crying and the works, the tears flowed so quickly and easily. I actually started debating whether or not I was have a second wing. A SECOND wing. We had TEN, the minimum order. I urged Laura to at least try a wing. Trembling with much fear, she did step up to the challenge and took a bite. Her reaction was much the same as mine, her eyes exploded and she tried to guzzle beer... she didn't even make it to her second BITE. She couldn't finish ONE wing. These things are not meant to be taken lightly. Rachael again guffawed at our misfortune.

We sat panting, and suddenly I looked up at her and said "I'm gonna wash my hands!" and she nearly interrupted me "GOOD IDEA!" and we sprang up and made our way to the bathrooms. Anyone who's eaten really spicy stuff knows that eventually you make the mistake of touching your eyes, scratching your nose, or worst case scenario, using the bathroom later and touching your other sensitive parts, and giving yourself a major external spicy burn, and that HURTS. So we headed off to avoid that possible crisis.

When we got back to the table, Rachael got up to go to the bathroom too. I saw the vegetables in the basket with the Idareya wings, and I didn't want them to go to waste... though some of the sauce looked like it had grazed them. With the care of a surgeon, I gently wrested the veggies away from the wings and out of the basket, and put them into the BBQ basket. I pointed out to Laura that I was doing this and told her to watch out, in case she pulls the wrong vegetable. I mean, we still intended on eating these, but we just wanted to be prepared. We were still panting, afterall.

Rachael came back and continued to mock us. Whatever. We ate the rest of the food, but none of us dared reach for the Idareyas again. We had some more beers. Then sweet justice came... When Rachael had eaten all of her food, and all the veggies in front of her, she reached across the table for the spicy BBQ basket, and took out some celery. Laura and I hardly noticed. But when Rachael bit down, she caught one of the bad ones. All she needed was the tiniest dose, a glancing blow of the Idareya wings sent her into a crying fit immediately, and blowing mighty gusts of exhalations, choking herself on some beer. While the schadenfreude was delightful to me inside, I was so beaten, and saw that beaten part of myself in her, that I really couldn't bring myself to laugh back at her. Laura and I just nodded and frowned a little at her. But now she, too, knew the raw power of this stuff.

If you're out for death by capsaicin, go to Corner Pocket and be prepared to drink a lot of beer afterwards. It's a pool bar primarily, there's also darts, but there's a good selection of other food too. Kind of a rough and tumble place as many bars tend to be, but for a hole in the wall they do a huge business, actually. You can visit their website at http://cornerpocketsportsbar.com/ for more info.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Mongo - The Cheaper Mongolian Grill

I've always dug Mongolian grill as a dining option. In the northern mid-west, there's a couple major chains that do it, like BD's Mongolian Grill, but we don't have that stuff down in Tallahassee, unfortunately. Super China Buffet used to have it every Wednesday night between like, 6pm-9pm or something, haven't been there in years.

In case you didn't know, Mongolian grilling involves having a long "salad bar" style table of raw foods, typically including noodles, rice, meat, vegetables - yeah you read that right, raw meat - eggs, spices, and sauces. You heap whatever you want onto a plate and take it to the griller, a restaurant employee who slathers your stuff on a big, round, hot surface, kinda like a hibachi stove, and they fry it all up typically using either huge meter-long chopsticks, or meter-long "swords" that are curved or angled in one side to assist in scooping. Usually several customers' meals are on this big single hot plate at once (it's like a 1.5m diameter) and the griller rotates around the whole surface and delivers the food on fresh plates back to the customers waiting in line.

Besides Super China Buffet's special nights, there really wasn't another game in town for Mongolian grilling for a long time. Now suddenly there's like three of them. I heard Genghis Khan's Mongolian Grill on Apalachee Parkway was the more expensive one, and I found myself at the smaller, cheaper, lesser known one uptown instead - Mongo. It's off of Kerry Forest in the left-hand plaza, right next to where the Red Elephant used to be, and next to Bayou Rouge Cajun restaurant. Mongo's a smaller area, not too classy but not real dingy either, about the caliber of your standard strip-plaza Chinese food "stand", but with more tables. The grill and everything is in the back, and that's really all there is to it. I don't think they served alcohol there. It ran me about $10-12 once I threw in a drink, but the fare was pretty decent. There was some variety, nothing too crazy for sauces, but of course you can mix and match. It hasn't seemed to crowded the few times I've been, so your service is pretty fast and it's a pretty casual atmosphere.

I guess I don't have much else to say or rave about it, but I liked it. The funny thing about Mongolian grilling is that if your food tastes bad, 9/10 times it's your fault, after all you're the one who picked the ingredients. Considering it's the complete other side of town from Genghis, it's a good location to distribute the cuisine evenly around town. Of course, a friend of mine did make the observation that for the format and what you're getting, you can get 90% of the experience for considerably cheaper by going to 1Fresh Stir Fry, which has several locations in town, but... I don't know, 1Fresh, good as it is, has its limitations, and you can really go crazy on a Mongolian grill recipe. Good observation though if you're looking to save a buck.

EDIT: Sorry to get your hopes up, but Mongo has sadly gone out of business. :(

The Wing Queue

Laura and I constantly have to remind each other to go out to try wings somewhere new... and then we have to sit and think for about 15 minutes to try to remember where we planned to go. Here's a list of the places we plan on visiting in the next several hot wing outings and now we won't have to remember.


  • Wing Zone - crazy coupons, and...shrimp?

  • BW3 - ...how did we miss this?

Friday, January 22, 2010

The Breakfast Club Post

This will be one of the less interesting posts, but possibly one of the most useful. Do you like to go out for breakfast? Do you ever get bothered by the time limits of when and where you can get breakfast? Ever confused as to when what restaurant stops serving breakfast?

Well this is going to be your one-stop-shop for all dine-out breakfast info in Tallahassee, from IHOP to McDonald's. I like to stay out late and sleep late, and I have a nasty habit of needing to eat breakfast as soon as I wake up, whether that's 8:00am or 2:00pm, and sometimes I try to get a head start and eat breakfast at 5:00am - right before I go to bed after a long night. So I am constantly having to ask myself, "Where can I get breakfast at this hour?" This is going to be my personal set of notes to answer that question, but I'm going to be awesome to all you readers out there and make it accessible for you too.

*NOTE: This post will likely need constant updating... feel free to comment to help out!

Big, Real, Dedicated, Dine-In Breakfast Restaurants

IHOP - Breakfast all day - 24 hours on Monroe!
Village Inn - Breakfast all day - 24 hours!

Breakfast Early/Sometimes

Jenny's Lunchbox - 7:00am to ...? Sundays 8:30am to ...?
McDonald's - Until 10:30am
Burger King - Until 10:30am
Whataburger - Until 11am
Steak 'n Shake - Until 11am
Ray's Steel City Saloon - Sundays 10:30am to 2:00pm
Jim & Milt's - 6:30am to 10:00am?
Chick-Fil-A - Until 10:30am, closed Sundays
Hardee's - Until ...?

Breakfast Late Night/24 Hours

Whataburger - After 11pm
Steak 'n Shake - After 11pm
Waffle House - 24 hours!
Sonic - 24 hours!
Pita Pit - 24 hours!
IHOP - Dunno how long it's open, but later than 2pm anyway
Village Inn - 24 hours!
Denny's - JUST KIDDING YOU WON'T FIND ONE HERE :( All 3 locations closed in 2000, go fig. - Update: Apparently there's one hiding on-campus somewhere.

You'd Probably Never Think of Lindy's for Wings

Lindy's Chicken is an old time Tallahassee restaurant chain specializing in - you guessed it - fried chicken. Their chicken is really good, in fact all their food is really good, and well priced too. It's all down home southern food, like black eyed peas, collared greens, as well as french fries and other standbys. You can get white meat, dark meat, and even weird stuff like gizzards and liver, which I personally would never try.

Today I decided to revisit Lindy's for chicken wings, which is not their specialty, but it's nearby work and I pass it almost every day, and suddenly had the urge to get some this week. Let me tell you, while they have great fried chicken and even a great fried chicken filet sandwich - and right next to Chick-Fil-A on North Monroe, how gutsy is that? - their wings are not to be dismissed.

Why? What makes them so special? Especially for a place that doesn't specialize in wings? Well... nothing, really, but that's the beauty of it. Like everything at Lindy's, the recipe is straight forward, no nonsense. Quite honestly, Lindy's chicken wings are the quinetessential buffalo wing to me. The sauce is smooth, and gravy like, almost ketchup consistency, but not syrupy, and they use unbreaded fried chicken. They don't have any fancy flavors there, your options are mild, hot, or barbeque, and the hot wings taste kinda like your basic, generic hot wing. Except it's the perfect example of what a basic hot wing should be. It's a bold buffalo flavor, with just enough sting to open your nostrils, but won't give you a runny nose (unless you're really sensitive to that kinda thing). Best of all, if you get the special, 10 hot wings and either veggies or fries, it's only $6.45 plus tax. Honestly, most wing places charge about that much for 10 wings by themselves, no sides, and when they throw in "a side", it's 4 tiny celery sticks, and a dip if you're lucky. Not here. Lindy's hooks you up with a heaping handful of carrots and celery sticks, AND a ranch or bleu cheese dip for that $6.45. In all honesty, this is a very solid deal for a very solid wing. Nothing fancy, but a standard setting meal.

If you're out for hot wings and don't feel like getting fancy, and still want to watch your wallet, find your nearest Lindy's and give these a try. There are five locations around Tallahassee, and one in Crawfordville and one in Quincy. The Crawfordville location has their own website, http://crawfordvillelindys.com/ which features the full menu that you'll get at all locations. And even if you're not looking for wings and just want some no-nonsense, good old southern fried chicken, pass on KFC, and even Publix Deli chicken (which is also good!), and give Lindy's a try. They're an old Tallahassee tradition for a reason.